twit-twat:

svveden:

a haiku about me in social situations

what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what what

this looks like the opening to thrift shop

(via sickonsecondthought)

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

(via sickonsecondthought)

totallypandacoffee:

WHY DID THIS SHOW NEVER GET ITS MOVIE?

ALL DISNEY SHOWS GOT A MOVIE BACK THEN AND THIS ONE WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT COMPLETELY WARRANTED ONE.

IT HAD A CLIFFHANGER.

I WILL NEVER STOP BEING MAD OVER THIS.

(via sickonsecondthought)

unbridledkentuckyspirit:

slightlyuncommon:

he looks so happy in the last one. It’s like he has been waiting for this his whole life and now he has it and he just wants to cry

I am DYING from the cuteness!!

(via sickonsecondthought)

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

justnotindie:

goldcoastfamily:

“If there is no ups and downs, it means that you are dead” 

I just saw this without the picture and realized the deeper meaning…

(Source: whatmeansxoxo, via staplerfights)

blairsreverie:

a-little-eye-magic:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

L 

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

hail lord satan

this is the most beautiful piece of poetry i’ve ever read

(Source: basedmadoka, via sickonsecondthought)

fuckyeahchair:

northia:

“Oh fuck off, Leight! What are you, taking off? Where the fuck is your gift bag, you wanker? What are you bailing out on me, you wanker? Fuck you… and the horse you rode in on. I love you dearly! Excuse me, you’ve got an amazing fucking man and he’s fantastic and he brightens up my fucking day!”

But call me!

(via leightedlimosex)

Apr 12. 60 Notes.
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